Memory lane
Saturday, April 22, 2006
TODAY'S DISC JOCKEY: Lose Control By LL Cool J And Jennifer Lopez
The interact election finally passed. I am feeling a little bad now when Kathleen(senior) said that me and Cheryl are supposedly their "dream team". Its kinda funny now that when I look back, the election was kind of a joke to me. Its like all of the random people started to be nominated( not to be offending.). Well, all people have different talents, so maybe they have some hidden power or something.
I'm not going to talk about the election already. Its spoiling my day by filling my mind with thoughts of guiltness.
Okay. I went to visit the muesum of twits today. For those who doesn't know whats mueseum of twits, its actually a blog "insulting" the ah lians in Singapore. Its damn funny. Let me show you an excerpt from one of their all time favourites.
What's An Ah Lian?
1. Long rebonded hair when hair is ALREADY straight
2. Act cute poses when taking neoprints
3. Type with aLtErNaTe CaPs ^^ or alot of additional letters. "xiiaogurrl" :x
4. Add S, Z, X to the back of every word
5. Use "wOr" 'hEe' "nEhz" 'kEkEx' "mAhx" 'oHhz' or something like that
6. Include "gal" "girl" or "ger" in their usernames
7. Sometimes fat thighs + short DENIM skirts
8. Include unimportant information in their friendster (height, weight. LOL)
9. Add strangers to their account
10. "gerr misshh boii" "lorve euu" =pPp
11. Include their sad love fairytales in their friendster [[waitin fer yew ta cum back]]
12. Shop at aunty boutiques. (THIS FASHION)
13. Fetish for PINK. Everything HAS to be PINK.
14. Call themselves weird names. MILKster PINKster Pinkalicious missyprincess tootdolliex xiaokeaii- ahhlynn sadahgal
15. Must have JIEMUIs. [JIEMUII QINGSHENN]
16. Many god-bros and sis.
17. Yell, "NNB! Diao simi diao?" when you look at them
18. Loves techno
19. Wears PMK, NWO, Von Dutch
20. Attention-seeking hair color. Purple, Green, or Red.
21. Know nothing else except HOKKIEN profanities. :)
BAHAHA.
End of excerpt.
HAHAHAHA. Don't you find it funny. Gosh. There are other posts as well which are equally funny or even funnier! Some example : Maplestory, The tonghua song by Guang Liang, Cyndi Wang... and many more!
:))
HAA.
Should start to do my STUPID book review now. I should post more funny stuff for you guys to see!! :D